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Ten Most Annoying Voicemails

Voicemail is such a handy feature of cell phones, but not all messages are welcome. Here is a list of the 10 most annoying type of voicemails.
1. The Marathon Message
The extremely long voicemail that never ends

2. The Death March
Leaving a phone number at the end of a long voicemail. If you missed it, you now have to listen through the entire message just to get the phone number.

3. The Screaming Eagle
The voicemail left in a noisy bar or as a fire truck is passing by

4. The Drunken Dispatch
The classic drunk-dial voicemail

5. Voicemail Interrupted
As the person is leaving the voicemail, they stop in the middle to have a conversation with someone else, or answer another call before they return to finish the message

6. The Misguided Message
A person or telemarketer leaves a message for you that was actually intended for someone else

7. Voicemail Incognito
The anonymous voicemail, where the caller assumes you can identify their voice

8. The Dehydrated Dispatch
Any voicemail left by someone with a bad hangover

9. One Way Wonder
When a person thinks they are speaking to you, but actually talking to your voicemail

10. The Pocket Dialer
The person that accidentally calls you because the phone is in their pocket or purse and isn't key-locked, leading to an endless soundtrack of them walking down the street, driving, or having a conversation with someone else

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03/14/2013 5:36AM
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